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Ha Joke Contest for SP


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Hey with all the SP here who delight in breaking couples up, why not challenge teams of men vs. women to take a "real life celebrity couple" and see if you can smash them apart with your "super evil" spiritual gifts in manipulation, in real life or over the net with rumors, or whatever magic you can do from your computers.

Here's an example: http://www.hollyscoop.com/ryan-gosling/ryan-gosling-and-eva-mendes-living-separate-lives.html

Now THAT would make for an interesting reality show.

If you are so sure you can break up X and Y, if you lose the bet, your consolation prize is to go through TV therapy with Dr. Phil or come out on Oprah. Ppbbfftt!

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Ha Joke Contest for SP

 What's funnier than a dead baby?

 

A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

 

Do I win?

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Ha Joke Contest for SP

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

...

Anyone dear to beat my joke?

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Ha Joke Contest for SP

 The guy at the door, his name is knock knock.

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Ha Joke Contest for SP

Why are black people tall ? ..... Because their "knee grows".

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Ha Joke Contest for SP

Wow. 

Hahaha.

 

 

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Ha Joke Contest for SP

I like jokes. I laugh every time I see Daddy.

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Ha Joke Contest for SP

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.  

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Ha Joke Contest for SP

Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub.

The phone rings.

He jumps up and shouts: "Hell, I forgot to feed the dog!"

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Ha Joke Contest for SP

That one is great. :o 

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