he wasn't sure why this particular part of the rebuttal had stood out to him. then KABOOM! it came to him. if he could pretend he was a little kid, he would get sympathy for his small deformed wiener. yes!
by wilful
by sLiMeYliMeY
by JusticeLet me know how it all pans out. I'm out.
You're not a very good vigilante are you?
Come back in a few years, right now you're not worth my time kiddo. As I said, get out and shag some sheilas. Your hormones will thank you for it.
kiddo...hmmmm
by thesugargirlhe wasn't sure why this particular part of the rebuttal had stood out to him. then KABOOM! it came to him. if he could pretend he was a little kid, he would get sympathy for his small deformed wiener. yes!
Look..oh my!..what is that? it is a man-woman with a ballsack dangling from beneath her superhero skirt...just in time to cover the mistake up sugarshittycakes...shut your mouth!
no sooner had the words left his mouth, he regretted them. 'i sound like a retarded kid right now, why does poking (lol) fun at my wiener make me so mad? she doesn't know how small it is sevvack. she doesn't know about all the awkward times girls wouldn't know if i was in yet. she doesn't know that my girlfriend used to fake her orgasms. she doesn't know!'
He's almost nothing but hot buttons, I just figure some variety might hit him harder.
Insulting his sex life is sure to bring out some fun responses, since, as he assures us, "this is NOT IDEAL!!!". It's so bad that he's admitted to resenting himself for it. That sounds like a possible crack in the armor.