Why assume I'm Postmodern if you don't think I am?
No, I'm sure you're Postmodern. I recognize that psycho glee at finding someone out with mysterious means. And you use weird phrasing and words like "scarum-harum".
If you had anything on me you'd have spilled it out already. And in that case I wouldn't have been the source of that info, because I have been very careful about what I shared about myself publicly.