Is that your way of saying that wasn't you? What happened to your famous sociopathic charm, man?
I prefer to think of it as a statement of fact. The very idea that you could mistake me for that mouthbreather is insulting. You know better, Burdie. I only post under my own name; my ego simply wouldn't allow anything else. It does amuse me that after 3 months of silence you still see me lurking in the glee of others. I am a joyful man, after all.~
As for my charm, as ever I prefer to use only as many words as necessary. I thought five words rather generous, in retrospect.