Would hate to bump into her in a dark alley while carrying a bag of fresh cush. That bic lighter of hers she truly appreciates would be a hell of a weapon with all the hair I have.
Back at college when still new to the whole thing, my bangs at one point were long enough to catch fire when lighting up. Thankfully my hair is dense enough that it's a slow burn.
What was more freakish was how much I didn't respond to it happening.