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 Uh... These were his best retorts:

All the other statements in this paragraph are pretty accurate. So? I’m not allowed to do that because? I have done many foolish things here and there.

(Translation: You're absolutely right. I'm an idiot. Here is my soft underbelly. Take a bite.)

Besides I doubt that asking if a specific event would qualify as an indication of a disorder quolifies as a wish to make people here believe anything.

(Translation: Incoherent, defensive gibberish, because someone is feeling flustered)

There are three main reasons why I don‘t share many up to date stories. First of, I do mind being unrecongnised by third party aka people with whom I
socialise. Secondly, childhood misbehaviour is a relevant factor in completing
ones psychological profile and also helpful to notice patterns in order to
manage unwanted behaviour. And thridly, I usually post things I‘m not too sure
about whereas I keep all the obvious stuff for myself.

(Translation: More defensive bullshit)

You need to remake my profile in order to find anything to use against me because so far you‘re firing empty bullets based on the way you perceive me according to the intel I provide.

(Translation: You only think I'm a pathetic little weiner because of the things I say. I really have a BIG cock hidden in my pants. You know- the one you said would do for you, Sugar. :P)

Yeah, he really showed me. :)

I'm normally opposed to smileys but you deserve it for this:

 interestingly, it was the part you failed to paste here that i thought deserve Mee his 1 to your 2.

"Now let‘s see what you do here. You brag about your epic journeys and glorious
achievments which are either lame or untrue. After that you go aroung kissing
asses trying to make yourself look cool and have virtual friends to fulthil
your ego since you can‘t get that anywhere else. Your existence here is as
worthy as existence of Edvard‘s Gay Lover (sorry EGL) or any other puppet. You
were a lot different when Ukan was keeping you in check, my dear."

Those statements were based upon projection, or are clearly untrue. 

Whose ass am I kissing, Sugar? What "glorious achievements" have I bragged about? I'm a CEO, he lives with mommy. If anything, it is to my credit that I did not choose to rub this particular fact in his face. :p

Clearly, everyone would agree that I have as much presence here as Edvard's Gay Lover, whom Mee sees fit to apologize to. I'd say your judgment is sound, unbiased, and not all based in a lascivious desire to channel my aggression in your general direction.~ 

Sorry for the hold up, I have other things to do besides chatting with you.

What, specifically, are you talking about? Kinky sex and almost getting run over
by a car? Lol! Glad you think my real life is so damned accomplished, but you
really should set your standards a little higher. I rarely talk about my
professional life, here. If I do, you might rightly accuse me of bragging- but
then, I would be telling the truth. I have a policy of not lying here. It would
be good to know you think the real me is hot shit- but you're an insignificant
little runt, so your opinion is of little value to me.

This paragraph would be meanigful if key words in my post weren‘t written in
italic to indicate irony. To be clear, my opinion about you is an exact
opposite of what you wrote. However, I do find it amusing that you mentioned
the car story which actually got you ridiculled. Other follow ups are your
stories about preparing the rabbit, laughing when you friend is about to take
an unwanted dive and so on. Probably everything I‘ve read from you falls to
that category. While EGL is a dumb character but is funny merely for the idea, your
character is plain boring. You have nothing valuable to say. Maybe your work
related stories would be interesting, tho.

Whose ass am I trying to kiss? Jay's? Lol.

Lol. Jay wouldn’t let you.
You come off as someone who always posts everything in a manner to look as cool
as possible without crossing the line and ending as Jay. Most of your interactions
reek of the desire to impress the readers. Are you histrionic by any chance?

Ukan kept everyone in check. He was here 24/7, and was indiscriminate in
terms of whom he decimated. He attacked everyone, all the time. He ripped you a
new one several times, mee- and in a most comical fashion, I might add. I
sparred with him. There was a reason the two of us were constantly at each other's
throats. You, on the other hand, just let him beat the shit out of you, and
licked his asshole for doing it.

Sparred? He always kicked your ass, haha. And you say I‘m the delusional
one... Others were ocasionally making fun of you as well. You‘re lucky current
lurkers are so kind.

"Ooh Ukan. You're the best. I wish there were more posters like
you. Tell me, what do you think about bla bla bla?"

:Eyeroll:

You were always one of the biggest ass-kissers here, mee. That you should
resort to such obvious projection in your retort to me is pathetic.

There are people whom I like. While it looks like ass kissing to you
indicated by the exaggerated  impersonation
I am simply sharing my opinion. Ukan was one of the few people who had someting
interesting to say. Besides I do try to be polite.

You want an updated profile? Allow me to indulge you, since you asked for
it.

You are a clueless, hyperdefensive, delusional, ass-licking little poser,
who is not even capable of stringing together a proper sentence, let alone
holding your own in a debate.

Most of the accusations you threw at me are explained by the
fact that English is not my mother tongue. I believe I‘ve covered the ass
licking above, but would you mind elaborating on me being hyperdefensive? I
haven‘t saw that coming. As for the poser part, just like you, I haven‘t lied
here either.

You actually come across as a bit retarded, mee. You are socially awkward,
share the wrong things, at the wrong time, and have no sense of the proper flow
of a basic conversation.

I would take it for granted if I didn‘t knew that I‘m not socially awkward.
As for the flow of a basic conversation, I‘ll try to improve myself in this
area, thanks!

You have the presence of an irritating little gnat, here. You don't provide
"intel"... Just fodder.

Intel.. fodder.. you can call it what you want it still doesn‘t mean that
your assumptions are entirelly correct.

And from now on, just because I know you like it so much, I am going to make
it a point to ride your ass until it bleeds. :)

Anytime ;)

If I was just an ‘insignificant
little runt‘ why would you bother replying to me? You have claimed that you don‘t
give a crap about what others think of you and yet you are arguing with me.
Maybe you should get your facts straight?

Whose ass am I kissing, Sugar? What "glorious achievements" have I
bragged about? I'm a CEO, he lives with mommy. If anything, it is to my
credit that I did not choose to rub this particular fact in his face. :p

I could be a homeless dude sucking people off for change to gain access to the internet it still wouldn't be a relevant factor atm.

 i didn't necessarily agree that you kiss ass, although you do secure yourself a great deal of narcissistic supply. you do brag and indulge though, quite shamelessly. how old is Mee? 

 Doesnt that get hard on your teeth after a while?. Clever though, money AND a free source of protein.

Now I know why theres been a steady stream of SW posters lining up out back by the dumpster.

 Awesome thread :D

Have to give it to Mee though, I think I spotted a tooth or two in that puppy's mouth. I used to kick him around too in the old forum's days, but had to stop after he started using cute animals as his avatar. Manipulative little bastard.

To be honest, I don't have many teeth because I lost em in teritorial fights between bums. But it's actually a good thing in this business. Customers love toothless mouths. Besides, before fightning my way here I was working near a police station. And boy were the cops ruthless. They'd beat me up like Chris Brown.~