A beeper, hm? You just revealed your age range. ;)
I'm content to let him sleep... Why disturb his slumber? I've got someone next to me for that.
Where I am, most emergency services use txt activated paging systems, everyone including myself knows them as beepers, possibly due to the fact that they beep, flash and vibrate when they go off.
As far as Im aware they stick with them because of the extra range afforded them in weak signal or remote spots.
This lesson in beepers has been proudly bought to you by the letters S and M, and the colour black.
A living .... let me see.
At times , I am an entrepeneur and jack of all trades.
At others I am a feral vagrant, content to live off the land, and what I can kill by my own hand.
I am trained as a photographer and similar ( identifying exactly what, would reveal more than Im willing to right now.)
Currently, I am working with weapons and boats.
I am (as you correctly identified) creative and multi-talented, which I am grateful for, as it affords me a broad scope of vocation.