Not at all.
There's something not right about you. You're either trying to figure yourself out or a former significant other. Your own story is wishy-washy, that's why no one is really giving you the time of day. I'm not trying to be rude to you, I hope you get the information you seek but this hedging game isn't going to get you anywhere.
Id roll my eyes, but they are still broken from aspies antics.
So, should my response be:
A: I did see that, I just wanted to see what youd write.
B: Point out your false modesty and carefully selected "chide".
C: Illuminate to you the obvious fact that you have already had your anus stretched , and are being patted around the tank.
D: Shake my head, and slap a "No big cocks, Im a virgin with no lube" sign on your back.
Hmmmmm?