Sociopath Community

 i'd love to be able to read minds :D

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  i'd be able to much more easily identify business opportunities 

also, i could identify people who dislike me so i know to avoid them.

i imagine it would be much more easy to identify my own flaws as well because i would always know the results of my actions in the minds of others

Shapeshifter

The ability to change my appearance to look like any person or animal.

The trickery and deception I could wield with the power to shapeshift would be awesome.

Teleportation 

 Personally, I think the ability to read minds would send someone crazy eventually.

  in my mind, you're crazy already 

 Yes, well, you're not the only one who seems to think that.

I'm normal. It's the rest of the world that's fucked up.

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