What would you do if you were kidnapped by aliens?
(Thrill Kill would probably rape and kill them all then take control of their mother planet...)
by EdvardWhat would you do if you were kidnapped by aliens?
(Thrill Kill would probably rape and kill them all then take control of their mother planet...)
No, I'd probably get probed and impregnated by some weird looking alien, then returned to Earth again, so they can observe me.
Or... I'll get taken to their home planet and become the local circus freak.
1. Immediately grope at my newfound boobs, noting what size they are, then proceed to freak out as many people who knew me prior as possible. The novelty of the switch would be gone after that, so I'd just resume being me with a newfound power sticking out of my chest.
2. Someone willing to end their own life would mean they've shedded some mental walls. I'd use this opporitunity to learn more about them (I've met too many suicidal people).
3. Hire the job out to someone else for a lower price, or not do it at all. Probably the latter.
4. My family is pretty adept at defending themselves, so I'd be pretty flipped out if kidnappers succeeded in capturing them. It'd give me a rough idea at their skill from where they have the bar set. If it was something they did, I doubt they'd want me getting involved. If it was from something I did... my networth isn't anything to brag about, so I'm not sure I'd be able to help them too much.
5. Keep walking like nothing was going on, informing others once out of sight (depending on the neighborhood). No reason to get involved if it's not someone I know. Being inspired to perform heroics by myself would be a foolish move.
6. I'd convince you I'm a better alternative to complete isolation, then proceed to prove myself wrong incrementally. 
1: take it for a ride and drive it like I stole it.
2: Buy a radio with a long lead.
3: Take the 50 k , then off them too.
4: tell them to go fuck themselves, then track them down and do very very bad things to them and every single member of their family.
5: Moral highground, kill the rapist, and walk away.
6: Id incapacitate you , then take my time to decide your fate.
1. Pee (Because I just woke up)... then masturbate (I've always wondered who has the better orgasm) I don't know how I'd feel about getting fucked so soon...
2. Assuming there was a good justification and they weren't just in a state of high emotion, I would comply.
3. It would depend on how well I liked both parties. It would depend on whether or not I trusted the person with my life, It would depend on whether I thought I could get away with it.
4. I'd probably do something stupid like, agree and show complience, set up a meeting, have a friend pull overwatch surveylance with a beret 50. and go vegilanty on his ass.
5. I'd help ofcourse, have someone call 911, if they guy seemed like he could take me, I'd first stab him in the kidney, then restain him until the cops arrived.
6. I don't really know much about you, but if I saw you as a threat to my survival I'd kill you... if not i'd ensure you comply with me and work together to get off the island or survive best we could. If we were there for an extended period, I'd make you my bitch. if it came down to starving or eating you... I'd eat you.
by Thrill Kill1. ...You woke up one morning and discovered you had changed gender.
2. ...Someone you care about asked you to end their life.
3. ...Someone, who you believe is genuine and trustworthy, offered you $50,000 to murder someone they despise.
4. ...A serial killer kidnapped your family and sent you a ransom note, demanding that you pay him a large sum of money or your family dies (he states very clearly that you're not allowed to contact the police or any other government agent).
5. ...You were walking down the street and, while passing by an alley, you notice a man attempting to rape a woman, who is screaming for help.
6. ...You were forced to live on a deserted island with only me (Thrill kill/Demon) (there is no one-one else on the island but you and I).
If anyone else can think of a 'What would you do if...' situation, feel free to add it to your post, so we can all respond to it.
1 - stupid and too unreal
2 - sure, if they're in pain and there's no hope at all I'd do anything for those I care about
3 - no money in the world would make me kill a person
4 - serial killers don't kidnap for ramson money, that's just dumb
5 - could there be a better opportunity to kill someone and be praised for doing that? I don't think so. I'd strangle the guy, unless the victim urged me to stop.
6 - For the amount of internet you get, I'm sure I'm in a better shape than you so I know I have what it takes to shut you u if you're talking too much. I'd also force you to water my Cannabis plants (there IS Cannabis on the island, right?)