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I am appalled that the author is not good looking

 Yes toast, rubber pants. 

Pop some baby oil on em', and your slicker than greased alabama piglets.;-)

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I am appalled that the author is not good looking

 "Most Pounced Upon Per Capita In Threads"

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I am appalled that the author is not good looking

 Will the piglets have banjos on their knees?

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I am appalled that the author is not good looking

 And still standing strong...

You'd think these guys would give up by now. I must pose a greater threat to them than I originally thought.

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I am appalled that the author is not good looking

What are you threatening exactly?

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I am appalled that the author is not good looking

 I'm not threatening anything, but clearly my presence here is a threat for some reason.

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I am appalled that the author is not good looking

 @Thrill Kill

 It is likely from the fact you are not threatened by them, really.  That is a problem for some people.

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I am appalled that the author is not good looking

 Indeed.

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I am appalled that the author is not good looking

Well, if it makes any difference, I don't find you threatening.

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I am appalled that the author is not good looking

 Good to know.

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