I was waiting in line at a starbucks the other day and apparently I was being sarcastic to the smart ass cashier but the guy behind me thought I was being funny. I wasn’t trying to be, I was trying to make the cashier look like an asshole for giving me shit for not knowing what the fuck is in a Frappuccino. So, I give him my CC and he gives me a receipt and I piss off to the other side to wait for my “non-coffee†drink (what a prick, I don’t get paid to know that shit. I didn’t read the fucking manual on how to make them and it’s not listed on the board what’s in the drinks…).
Anyway, the douche behinds me approaches me as we’re (both) now waiting for our shitty drinks and he asks the most stupidest question… and it was like the fucking cherry on top of my ridiculous experience in that hippie douche bag pit. The question, Dipshit parted on me was “what sign are you?†My first thought was, “I’m in a public place and hitting this complete stranger is probably not the best reaction as I would rather go to work today, not jail†so I told him I was a Gemini (which I’m not) and he replied “haha I thought so! That was really funny what you did back there†…luckily my drink was ready to go as he eagerly awaited my response because I really needed to get back to earth. So I smirked and walked away.
So my question I pose you guys is why did this asshole bother me with this mindless question??
