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 YOU! I know that face. You asked us for a condom at the bar the other night.

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 Yeah, I used it on this female girl I met.

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He’s Pete, the pirate wannabe.
He’ll sail the seas someday.
But, first, he needs a little cash
to help him on his way.

He can’t afford a parrot.
He can’t afford a plank.
A peg leg’s much too pricey,
and ship would break the bank.

He cannot buy an eye patch.
He hasn’t got a hat.
He’ll never own a blunderbuss;
he’s much too broke for that.

A dagger’s too expensive.
He couldn’t swing a sword.
In fact, there’s only one thing
he’s been able to afford.

His shopping list is lengthy,
with loads of pirate gear,
but all he has are earrings
since they’re just a buck an ear.

 

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You used it because you're afraid of AIDS, a common disease among the homosexuals. Your previous boyfriend informed us that you are, in fact, HIV positive, but in denial. Does Inquirer know about this?

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 You're not very useful to our investigation.

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 "female girl" lol!

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Tillbaka drar sig natten, varvid skyn blossar upp i rött.
Ljummet dis och dagg är det enda kvar som hälsar varen morgontrött.

Havet mot lena klippor vilar,
samt böljar och kluckar över vida djup.
Fagert solljus genom en krusande yta strilar
och kastar skugga bakom varje kantat stup.

Solen glider sakta över skär och häll, mellan berg och längs med fjäll.

Medan värmen tiger slött bland flugornas surr,
vandrar dagen vidare i sakta mak.
Varken rå eller fä, man eller ting
kommer någonsin rubba denna sak.

I det blå dansar en svala till syrsornas takt
ackompanjerat av vindens viskande i vassen.
En disig måne seglar bland moln i stilla prakt
till knarrandet av brassen.

Fram skrider natten, varvid skyn blossar upp i rött.
Ljummen sten och bris är det enda kvar som tar farväl av varen kvällstrött.

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 Clearly he means someone like her. The redundancy is pointless otherwise.

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 Gas.

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What the ............

Well at least now we know that the fucking Lemur Whisperer is also Inquirer's BF and Wet for Inquirer, and Detective is Edvards injured friend.

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