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ever since the first time inquirer came to me in my office i knew there was something off about him. i left for some paperwork, and found him hiding nude under my desk, as if he'd been planning to pull a monica lewinsky on my member. at that moment i knew precious inquirer would be a special case.

 Say it isn't so!!!!

 Interesting... we didn't know about you. I see you are the jealous type... Were you aware of Inquirer's mental problems and obsession with another man?

 Oh, I'm fine with that. But I'm terrified of what the authorities will do to him now that I know he's been found out.

You do not understand the severity of your situation. We're investigating a murder in which your lover is a prime suspect... We now have to take into consideration the possibility of his being framed. You are officially on the suspect list.

Describe your relationship with Inquirer.

I'm experienced enough to see past your blatant attempts to hide something far more sinister.

Has he ever called out another man's name during sexual intercourse?

Don't answer that, dearest BF! We must wait for our lawyer.

We don't have intercourse either. We mutually masturbate or suck each other off. I did read in his diary once (sorry, Ink) that he wanted to partake in a chaste bromance with someone named...was it "Edgar"?

 Oh, he's 'dearest bf' now? Does he know about those countless romantic letters you used to dedicate to Edvard?