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I'll Fuck Ya, And Then I'll Eat Ya.

 I disagree, what could be more intimate than a poisoned kiss? (well obviously a poisoned vagina, but that a tad risky)

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I'll Fuck Ya, And Then I'll Eat Ya.

 Are you not actually female? I just assumed. No insult intended.

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I'll Fuck Ya, And Then I'll Eat Ya.

It lacks the element of warm wet blood on the palms of my hands.

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I'll Fuck Ya, And Then I'll Eat Ya.

 Silly Messiah! .... spanking the monkey with hand-razors wont kill anyone but yourself!.;-)

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I'll Fuck Ya, And Then I'll Eat Ya.

 Your implications excite me!

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I'll Fuck Ya, And Then I'll Eat Ya.

 Post a video of yourself doing that and I will personally spring for the popcorn and 3D glasses.

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I'll Fuck Ya, And Then I'll Eat Ya.

Nah it's cool, mistake's been made tons of time based on how I type, or something.

What constitutes male banter here exactly? I really don't get what I'm doing differently beyond less posturing.

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I'll Fuck Ya, And Then I'll Eat Ya.

 Don't feel bad I thought Lycan was a female at first too. Even hit on him a few times. Thought that didn't really change when I was correct about his gender. ;)

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I'll Fuck Ya, And Then I'll Eat Ya.

Oh, I'll feel bad. I was never hit on during said confusion.

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I'll Fuck Ya, And Then I'll Eat Ya.

 Yeah, I was about to say that you appear to have a raging hard on for him, anyway. Are you bisexual?

And don't worry Turn. I often get mistaken for a guy, so you're in good gender bending company. Must be all the posturing. ;)

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