You're right, Priest. I don't know a lot about it either and it's kind of difficult to learn these things...
Damn. That's why I don't have social networks either or any of those. Especially since I became more paranoid :P
You can't win them over with charm here. You'll fit in a lot better if you type sentences using very simple words that they'll understand, lower your standards and act like a retarded child with down's syndrome.
The only club I've seen here is The Village Idiot's one and it appears to be pretty active. I'm sure Alterego will let you join if you ask nicely... he (she?) is the sensitive type.