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 i thought you realised my breasts could speak for themselves.

edit: we assumed you knew what we meant

 Yes, but your post implied that you had discussed it. 

ergo, that you had come to an arrangement with your breasts . 

Its good that its mutual, having a sulky breast can make for a long day.

Are they real?

 i let them do what they want most of the time, and they repay me ever so kindly.

i'm so curious as to why you would ask that..yes, they are

 The reason is .....

That should you become boisterous, or violent, or other, I may have to push sharp things a little deeper than usual.

I merely wish to ensure that I am not engulfed by a wash of either saline, or silicon.

It would require me to alter the angle of the cut.

Perhaps.

 And it is good that they repay you. 

And even better that they are sensitive and responsive. 

That pleases me.

i'm usually quite controlled..but if you cut my breasts, i will rip your balls off.

Without question.

 Interesting.

Why?

 more importantly..why not?

HE DIDN'T COME BACK DID HE??? 

 Its strange that you say this Jamie, because me and my friends were making the exact same joke about the guys who went camping with us.