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Going camping tomorrow.

 You must have mistaken me for someone else cabal.

The only thing I ride is Mrs Lavery!.

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Going camping tomorrow.

 Of course, my mistake. Now to confirm this is indeed Mr. Lavery that I am speaking to I'm going to need your Social insurance number or national equivalent, a copy of your birth cirtificate, and a copy of your drivers license please. Simply scan them and post them onto the forum Mr. Lavery.

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Going camping tomorrow.

 You really can't make that shit up.

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Going camping tomorrow.

 do you live in ireland? or is it just the odd irish lilt?

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Going camping tomorrow.

 Divulging that information would place me at a disadvantage sugar.

I will say though , that I am of european descent ;-)

 

 

I shall plead the fifth.

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Going camping tomorrow.

i hope you know i'll be reading all of your posts from here on out in an irish accent.

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 Im counting on it dear sugar. 

 

Póg mo thóin.

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Going camping tomorrow.

 I like a good Scottish accent.

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 Which for some reason reminds of a movie I saw, very bleak and depressing it was .... with one only redeeming feature.

That feature was a quote: ( to be repeated in a very guttural irish accent)

"Aye, its good that women have cunts, or we'd just throw stones at em".

 

For some reason it stuck in my head and I went round for the next three days , repeating it loudly and watching the reactions of women nearby. 

I was very bored back then.

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you rude striapach..go dtachta an diabhal thú.

 

are you reading my posts in a nasally/australian accent?

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