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 Yeah I thought there would be a response to a query but no. She spent 3 days calling me a moron. I think that makes her a moron.

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 Ok. that response ....

I laughed so hard I think I did a lil poopie.

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 Maybe Jamie is just a sociopathic attention whore. Maybe she just wants my attention.

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by aspienigga

 Maybe Jamie is just a sociopathic attention whore. Maybe she just wants my attention.

 

I think you are Jamie.

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Omg this is hilarious. Ok, so if I had been on some three day scavanger hunt and the result told me that I was a moron the last thing I would do is admit that was the message. Bless your heart, Aspie.

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 I mean why else would she just go on Dr. Phil wearing a wig, and pretend not to be a sociopath. Also being a law professor as opposed to a lawyer, sounds like a move for attention. Jamie doesn't sound like the next Ted Bundy or Jodi Arias, she sounds more like the next Dar Heatherington. Check Dar Heatherington out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dar_Heatherington

You can also google image her. Basically she is this Albertan sociopathic attention whore who insisted that she was abducted and raped just for attention.

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 Aspie how old are you?

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Aspie, sweetie, there's something you need to know.

I'm M.E.

Yes, it's true.  But that's not all.

You are me.  And everyone else on this forum.

Except that this forum doesn't exist.  All of it is in your head.  It's just an elaborate fantasy you've dreamt up.

The reality is is that you're at a WalMart riding a horsey ride that you sit on while it moves up and down and back and forth.

When the ride is over, and you hear the quarter fall in to the coin box and make a clunk sound, we want you to wake up, take your mommy's hand, and get in the minivan so she can take you home where she can make dinner for you.

We don't exist.  We don't matter. 

We are nothing but fleeting thoughts.  We appear in your head like a flash of light and are forgotten about just as fast.

Forget all about us.

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 Aspie Cage

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 If I was scizophrenic to the point where I could make this shit up that would be totally awesome. Honestly. Now Jamie talking to you is sweet sweetie but it is definitely not a fantasy. There is one fatal flaw with this idea. If I was scizophrenic I would dream up someone interesting to talk to. Boom!

 

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