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 Yeah but real life is high resolution and 3D right?

by aspienigga

Alright so once my friends come from vacation me and three other guys are going to a strip club! I am so pumped. What is going to a strip club like? What should I do? Tell me about your guys experiences going to a strip club.

OK, so this is awesome.  The basic idea is you put dollar bills down and you make people do things.  No side tactics needed.  Just straight out control.  You are the master.  They are your slaves.

For the cost of a jumbo jack they give you 15 or so seconds of their life.

Let's assume that they are 20-something, and will live to be about 70-something.  If there are 31,449,600 seconds in a year... you should be able to shoot them for 104 million dollars.

 Yeah it is not worth it. That is why we will drink before hand and just pay cover. If I was Bill Gates on the other hand the strip club would be quite awesome.

 I wonder if Marie knows he's going to a strip club?

No no no, I need you to have the full experience.  Just bring a 20 and ask for a lapdance. 

Not a good idea. He's a virgin. He might make a mess in his pants. It would be so embarrassing.

 Barely seems worth it. When I get a job/graduate I'll do this.

 You mean she will mess her pants ;)

OK, sure, but I think you put way too much hopes in this. Do it once. Don't be surprised if you will be either embarrassed or bored. Or so drunk that you forget your whole masturbatory dream. 

 I doubt I will be embarrassed or bored. (Ghetto voice full of bravado) I appreciate fine tits and ass, and I am not ashamed of it!