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Gonna go to a strip club within 2 weeks!

 He doesn't have a lover. He never has.

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by aspienigga

 How I almost killed this one person for offending my ego?

 

This has not happened, yet.

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Go to a male stripclub with some women that you know.  The people there will be mostly women.  Drunk, horny women that will grab you as you walk to the bathroom and start yelling "DANCE! DANCE!" as they try to take your clothes off.  Fish in a barrel.

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^ Lol, he's got a point. :)

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 Oops, I missed this one.

I went to the male strip club with a girfriend whose pants I was trying to get down, actually. :)

Yes, women are attracted to men just as much as men are to women, but I am a bisexual paraphilic, so the conventional rules of the game don't always apply, in my case. :p

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 Good idea. Considering that this advice is coming from a woman I believe it.

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 I dated one girl. I she went to a different university after high school though.

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 Like I said. No girlfriend and a virgin.

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I don't understand the concept. There is nudity all over the Internet and at a lower cost.

I'd save my money and go to a concert and do some moshing. 

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 So with you.

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