Well thats your fault for letting the cat women do your laundry.
I used to also have some magik beans , then I found out they were not actually magik beans, but were in fact
"Fucktard" tree seeds.
I was so angry I threw them out the window , and lo and behold, they germinated and grew an aspie.
Punctuating "Justice" is actually quite fitting. The perception of what I am allows me to hide in plain sight.
Attack an innocent and you are a monster. Attack a monster and you are a hero. Either way though, you are still someone pre-disposed towards violence, the only difference is that society considers one to be 'brave' and the other as 'cruel'.
In short, vigilantes are out to make a difference where I'm just another opportunist looking to make a clean getaway.
It is a hard work being a wizard.
Everytime I put my cape and my hat on, there seems to be unlimited trepidation on the other half of the spectrum.
To the point of escape for the most part.
It is so much easier having just a magic sword in a glamorous scabbard and being protected by a shining armor.
I hope you raise your hatchling into a worthy warrior/wizard.
They're rare these days, as spoiling tends to make them weak and soft.