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 "Stabilizers", my ass, lol. :p

 huh?

 Apparently so. The last time I got on this boat, I spent most of my time watching spry little old ladies galavant around while I was tethered to the restrooms, periodically hunched over a toilet bowl. So I'd say this constitutes an improvement. 

At least I have trying out some new water sports to look forward to this week. Makes it all worthwhile. :)

 Hah, just a little sardonic crack. Passengers are assured that they will not experience sea sickness on account of the boat's massive "stabilizers", which help to reduce the sway. :P

The "stabilizers" will stop the force of the ocean. Right. :P

 Do you get a chance to be in a shark cage?  I've always wanted to do that.

 Ha ha no, the only "shark cage" I've ever spent time in is this one.~ Though I might try it if given the opportunity. I'm a severe adrenaline junkie.

I was thinking more along the lines of kite-surfing and surf kayaking. 

 I'm one too.

I guess you could get horribly maimed kite-surfing and surf kayaking.  But you have to really want it.

 Lol, I can think of worse ways to go. 

What's the craziest thing you've ever done for an adrenaline rush?

Good question.  I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life that have caused adrenaline rushes but they were unintentional so i'm not counting them.  Probably the time I climed part way up a electricity transmission tower.  There was a sort of platform at the top of it and that's where I was trying to reach.  In the distance I could see a cop car coming so I climed down and got out of there as I didn't want to get arrested for terrorism or some trumped up charge.

EDIT:  The lines carried 400,000 volts, I think, so 1 mistake and I evaporate.