Because I can smell her weakness.
It's obvious. I know the ones I cut. :p
You really think I'm some chick named Maria? I thought you were just using some random girls name as an insult. But thinking I'm just some puppet is so much better. So what do I have to do to convince you I'm this Maria?
Edit: I've always wanted someone to accuse me of being someone's puppet. I've been feeling left out.