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 swag? ......omfg aspie, I think the mothballs in your Hungarian hamster coat pocket are affecting your aspergers.

 You would understand if you are a man.

 Shut up bitch and give me my money that you have been earning for me on the street. That is exactly what that coat says, and that is exactly what swag is all about.

 What is on your nose?
The coat reminded me of buffalo bill from Silence of the Lambs at first because it didn't really look like fur but some kind of upholstery.

 Yeah it does  ...if your a toothless, homeless shitbag from wankistan!

I bet it has a hole cut in the butt of it too.

The coat is wasted if you don't have a hat to go with it.

 you mean one of those felt fedoras with a feather in the brim?

 Yep.  Made out of felt.  With a peacock feather at least 4 feet long.

 Well if the hats going to be there, the 55 lbs of fake gold bling necklaces have to be there too, and the obligatory white winklepickers and fake rolex.

 Tard, do you even know what the fuck bravado means?

bra·va·do (br-väd)
n. pl. bra·va·dos or bra·va·does
1.
    a. Defiant or swaggering behavior: strove to prevent our courage from turning into bravado.
    b. A pretense of courage; a false show of bravery.
2. A disposition toward showy defiance or false expressions of courage.