Thats because you are always wasting time sitting round scratching your testicles.
Huh...?
joo ahehr eh boolee leemehr teeahrs
Awwww..Did I make you cwy?... I feel bad. Let me pour some salt in your eyes and make it better.
nahohw joo zahohnduh laheyeek jehahk
Joo ahehre Dehneesh
There, there, mr lemur. squeezes lemur don't listen to him! he's just jealous of your cuteness!
TNP and Alter? What make you say that...?
hoo eez maheyee tooeen dehneesh ehdvahrduh?
I thought he was Finnish. On the border near Sweden though.