this year I've decided I have too much compassion.
I am going to stop having empathy.
it is time to be completely selfish, and reckless with other people's money, time, and feelings.
merry christmas.
no more being nice
it's time I assume my final form
and become a completely insane, haneous unforgivable psychopath
who robs stores and tips over babies just as a distraction so I can steal slurpees from 7-11 for me fellow gang member friends
and im going to do a lot of smack and weed
and im going to go to jail for killing someone in the end like jeffreye dammer and do something weird with the corpse
and then kill myself in prison after pleading not guilty just for shits
I'm also going to become one of those people that stands on a stage in an auditorium telling people how to be successful in life if they buy 300 dollar tickets to my next venue and buy my 7,000 dollar online course
SUCCESS IS POSSIBLE PEOPLE. JUST DRINK TEA, READMY BOOK, AND EAT TUMERIC!
Im not giving up anything for lent because religion is a lie and the catholic church is more successful at scamming than BossRoach6969
I was going to suggest giving up Lent for Lent.