zombies, just punch them in the nose, the neck, the ribs, then the groin.
they're not zombies, they're people. and unless they're high on meth, steroids, coke, etc. other things- they aren't gonna bounce back from that.
and legally they can't fight back or tear into you etc.
so you could also just stand there and let them come at you and just smile
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shooter/bomb threats, once again, just stand there and smile and let them hit you.
humiliation, idgaf about. you can stare at me butt naked for 20k if that's what gets you off. swing some knives around. strap me up hang me upside down. let the blade swing too close.
i just don't care about death.
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you wanna gross me out, show me some dead bodies, show me some hell-like bull shit. run around in a clown suit. show me some possessed people (i think they're particularly funny). fuck with me with demons, smoke and mirrors kind of shit. appear in one corner then pop up in another. give me some giggling dead children or some shit.
i don't care, i'm not afraid of that kind of stuff cuz i know it aint real
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snakes and insects are whatever
things that piss me off are like people trying to rape me etc.