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1 votes RE: Variety Questions

See how this goes.
Preferably all, but can pick and choose.

Edit: I am curious if anyone here has the ability to answer simple questions, or is only capable of discussing heartbreak, cake, and suicide.

Thank you for your time.

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- Do you have hobbies? What are they?

 

I like being pretentious and giving myself ouchies and wedgies. Sometimes I pick a pickle from the pepper patch with Peter


- Do you experience embarrassment or humiliation?

only second hand from looking at you and also randomly while I am making cakes and practicing my long winded confessions of love monologues 

 

- Any fears or phobias?

embarrassment, humiliation, not being allowed to pick pickles anymore because I live under a strict soviet regime, and when people use the word fear and phobia in the same sentence. Also I have this strange fear that when I’m baking cake, that I might break up with myself 


- Any beliefs? Religion, folklore. Anything.

greek mythology makes the most sense but Ancient African tribal practices is my favorite because it forced me to get my clit chopped off and walk on hot coals, it’s a win win  

also I believe in sugar, flour, eggs, oil. I don’t know why but I can’t stop mixing it all together 

and I love to kill my self 


- What personal value do you find in posting on this website?

 There is a lot of value here, Steve Harvey recognized it actually on national tv so that’s why the traffic is insane here but as an OG member I can say, having to make monthly payments for an exclusive sociopath club member fee is totally worth it because now I’m protected by my gang from other gangs and, so every time I go to prison for making too much cake, my homies are all right there in the court room going to prison with me 

it isn’t a cult but we do have meetings once a week and there is a dress code, we just wear sheets, white ones. It’s kind of cool to like look like a ghost so that’s why we picked it, it’s like an expression of our skin tone also which we are very proud of. I have to keep buying more white sheets because my self harm scars from all my suicide attempts sometimes will open up and bleed all over. 
which is very humiliating 

last edit on 10/27/2019 12:30:08 PM
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0 votes RE: Variety Questions

I'll answer some if I like you. 

I'll answer all if I trust you. 

"Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming"
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