Sociopath Community

You first!

When my girlfriend leaves me I want to cut myself...

... another slice of cake.

That does sum it up; a rather mentally challenged userbase.

Allbarknobite said: 

That does sum it up; a rather mentally challenged userbase.

Yes, you will fit right in.

Not quite like you and the others, which says a lot.

Cheers, ya'll.

Allbarknobite said: 

Not quite like you and the others, which says a lot.

Cheers, ya'll.

Oh you got your panties in a bunch already?

new people that ask questions like this rarely get answers. this happens all the time here so it gets cliche. researchers come and just expect answers. its funny

Mr. Puke his observation rings true to me. One must not enter the den of crazy sociopaths and expect a quick and easy set of data to analyse. Much rather the honorable gentleman allbarknobite will have to get off his horse and mingle with the plebs if he wants to hear what the fishermen's wives are gossiping about.  

Allbarknobite said: 

See how this goes.
Preferably all, but can pick and choose.

Edit: I am curious if anyone here has the ability to answer simple questions, or is only capable of discussing heartbreak, cake, and suicide.

Thank you for your time.

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- Do you have hobbies? What are they?
- Do you experience embarrassment or humiliation?
- Any fears or phobias?
- Any beliefs? Religion, folklore. Anything.
- What personal value do you find in posting on this website?

 You've tried to seem polite, but you come off as entitled. This is why you're not going to get straight answers. Had you simply not added any comments and kept the questions there, you might've actually gotten some proper answers. Even better if you took the time to talk about what you would've answered to them.

"see how this goes." -nobody cares about your inner monologue, since we do not know who you are.

"Probably all, but can pick and choose." Thank you for the generous offer of letting us pick which questions we answer for you.

"Edit: I am curious if anyone here has the ability to answer simple questions, or is only capable of discussing heartbreak, cake, and suicide." Now, you're getting a bit manipulative. This implies that the brave souls that do what you want are special, and not like the others here.

"Thank you for your time." I also thank you for your time ^^.

Do you have hobbies? What are they?

I like baking. Cakes in general, but sometimes I consider going inside the oven myself.

Do you experience embarrassment or humiliation?

Oh god, yes! Whenever I say I'm gone forever because I'm off to offing myself, and then come back, I get a rush of embarrassment. There's always this time when I was baking a cake for my lover and I forgot it in too long and it got burnt. Unfortunately they left me over that, which left me in a very rough emotional spot.

Any fears or phobias?

I'm afraid of death, that's why I'm still around.

Any beliefs? Religion, folklore. Anything.

I believe the more cakes you bake, the less suicidal you get. And the better the cakes that you bake are, the less likely it is for your heart to be broken.

What personal value do you find in posting on this website?

I like sharing photos of my cakes. And I like talking about other people's relationship problems, and the issues that may cause them to never log on again.