I am baking cake.
Why do you ask.
Because I'm sure you don't plan on eating it all by yourself, and this "domestic" behavior of yours is super suspicious:
Med, why are you putting all this effort into looking domestic?
You've made multiple topics about it alongside moments like the above quote. Did someone say you weren't a good enough homemaker or something, and now you're spending time and effort in improving that area?
You’re suspicious because it’s part of your disease.
Just sayin', you're showing fixated patterned behavior with weird pieces missing that the "lover" area can fill in quite nicely.
Also Chapo's been oddly silent lately, and you posted his sketch (again) in the crush topic.
relax I have people to share it with
How many people?
It's not for just one other person?
You also had no real problems with posting "Peter" when he was your heartthrob of the minute, and otherwise tend to be someone who can't help but brag about the good things in your life.
You have a reason to hide who this lover is in ways that have you contrary to your usual behaviors, suspicious.