Heterosexual Pride Thread

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on 9/6/2019

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Being straight is great, I would not want to be any other way. The penis is like a key, and the vagina is like a lock. When you insert one into the other, it unlocks the potential for a new human life. God made reproduction simple and easy. The vagina is designed for the penis from ground up. A vagina doesn't lubricate itself so it can be rubbed against another vagina, it does it so a penis can more easily slide into it. And you may ask me? "buT bR, wHaT aBoUt tHe clToRiS?" And to that I say- to get the pussy wet enough to be plugged. There is something absolutely intoxicating about asserting your sexual dominance on a happily submissive girl. You don't get that kind of raw vigor in scissoring and gay anal. To pick her up and make love to her against a wall. Men are more logical and women are more emotional and together they compliment eachother. Lesbian relationships always end in unnecessarily dramatic ways and are ridden with drama. The straight couple is a pillar of humanity as the H20 molecule and food and sleep are. Without it, we go extinct. For this reason, I am proud to be straight.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.

by natasha87

on 9/6/2019

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you sound like ur not sure if you're doing it right and want affirmation without having to outright ask for it

by BohemianRhapsody

on 9/6/2019

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natasha87 said:
you sound like ur not sure if you're doing it right and want affirmation without having to outright ask for it

Fuck off, frued.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.

by Spatial Mind

on 9/6/2019

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You hear about the Straight Pride Parade in Boston ?

It was a shitfest. Better for the protestors to have just let it be.

by BohemianRhapsody

on 9/6/2019

Posts: 2278

Spatial Mind said:
You hear about the Straight Pride Parade in Boston ?
It was a shitfest. Better for the protestors to have just let it be.

Liberals are hateful, nasty little creatures.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.

by Whorechata

on 9/6/2019

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by Turncoat

on 9/6/2019

Posts: 33387

Dude, just rejoice that you find yourself attracted to a gender at all really.

Orientation is overrated.

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by Turncoat

on 9/6/2019

Posts: 33387

Bohemian Rhapsody said:
God made reproduction simple and easy.

Wait... you being serious right now?

There is something absolutely intoxicating about asserting your sexual dominance on a happily submissive girl.

It's more fun to be dominated by the girl really.

Men are more logical and women are more emotional and together they compliment eachother.

This is an average, not a birthright, and testosterone makes people pretty stupid more often than not.

Lesbian relationships always end in unnecessarily dramatic ways and are ridden with drama.

Care to shine some statistics on that?

The straight couple is a pillar of humanity as the H20 molecule and food and sleep are.

This pillar's crumbling.

Without it, we go extinct. For this reason, I am proud to be straight.

So you're proud to contribute to overpopulation?

Hmph, breeders.

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔

last edit on 9/6/2019 10:22:03 PM

by BohemianRhapsody

on 9/6/2019

Posts: 2278

Turncoat said:
Bohemian Rhapsody said:
God made reproduction simple and easy.
Wait... you being serious right now?

There is something absolutely intoxicating about asserting your sexual dominance on a happily submissive girl.
It's more fun to be dominated by the girl really.

Men are more logical and women are more emotional and together they compliment eachother.
This is an average, not a birthright, and testosterone makes people pretty stupid more often than not.

Without it, we go extinct. For this reason, I am proud to be straight.
So you're proud to contribute to overpopulation?

Hmph, breeders.

This is mostly a matter of opinion so I will not fault you for disagreeing.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.

by Turncoat

on 9/6/2019

Posts: 33387

BohemianRhapsody said:
Turncoat said:
Bohemian Rhapsody said:
God made reproduction simple and easy.
Wait... you being serious right now?

There is something absolutely intoxicating about asserting your sexual dominance on a happily submissive girl.
It's more fun to be dominated by the girl really.

Men are more logical and women are more emotional and together they compliment eachother.
This is an average, not a birthright, and testosterone makes people pretty stupid more often than not.

Without it, we go extinct. For this reason, I am proud to be straight.
So you're proud to contribute to overpopulation?

Hmph, breeders.

This is mostly a matter of opinion so I will not fault you for disagreeing.

Testosterone stupidity, overpopulation issues, and "The God" issue are a little bigger than mere opinions.

Preferring the female to be dominant however does fall into that. I need my women to have passion instead of just take it from behind while watching The Lion Guard.

Still curious about the "lesbian relationships" are worse thing. You also did not discuss gay relations between two men, as shouldn't that be the most "logical" decision?

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last edit on 9/6/2019 10:30:07 PM

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