Hello [insert username here], you’ve been cordially invited- to the SC ANNUAL SHIT SHOW
Consider me the great gatsby of internet parties.
Please RSVP in this thread, and if you’d like to bring a plus one please specify that.
Also let us know if you prefer vegan taco or vegan hamburger/hot dog, and if you have any food allergies.
First we’re going to vote on what movie to watch- and book out a local indie theater where there is catering, and we will have our fine delicacies, delectable gummy worms, and plenty of alcohol and pizza.
Your seat will be reserved with a bucket of popcorn with your name on it, and very fun fizzy drink with a super long curly straw.
After that, we will all get massages at Blanc’s private massage therapist/facialist (the real blanc experience) and proceed to hot box the sauna.
After getting lit, we will all go swimming and hot tubbing.
The following morning, after everyone has had an orgy blanc’s apartment, we will have breakfast at the club house- a beautiful dining area and full kitchen. Catered by blanc’s favorite donut company, the glass knife. With top tier Italian roast coffee, oat milk cappucino’s, and gourmet donuts.
We will all eat our breakfast in embroidered robes with our usernames on the backs, and the SC logo on the front with your username under it. With SC embroidered slippers which will be very fluffy and soft.
After that, we will all go to the beach, and then a provided luxury limo will escort you all and your luggage to the air port to go home.
I will not be attending on account of how the fuck is anyone supposed to afford a vacation like this and also dox risk.
It's really not so bad.
I will not be attending on account of how the fuck is anyone supposed to afford a vacation like this and also dox risk.
It's really not so bad.
I've heard about what happened to Cadaver, and was here to see when someone contacted CS's school. Nah, i really don't want to ruin future job prospects or ruin my gf's career if she is doxed as a consequence of me getting doxxed.
Doxxing is only "not so bad" if you have no job or position in society that you need to maintain.
