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I shall have a sandwich


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The ingredients will be as follows: 

2 slices of bread 
half a tomato 
topping of lettuce
one plack of ham
one plack of cheese
half an egg
thin layer of mayo

NICE

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I would eat this

Sc is pretty boring.
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Seems pretty generic. 

Xadem said: 

one plack of ham
one plack of cheese

What is a "plack"? 

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Seems pretty generic. 

Yes it is a very generic standard sandwich. Would you prefer it if I added ultra rare spices handpicked from the depths of the amazon jungle you goddamn hipster

Xadem said: 

one plack of ham
one plack of cheese

What is a "plack"? 

 Like a slice I guess

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Xadem said: 

Seems pretty generic. 

Yes it is a very generic standard sandwich. Would you prefer it if I added ultra rare spices handpicked from the depths of the amazon jungle you goddamn hipster

It's the American way to care about your sandwich, and what kind of sandwich you prefer can say a lot about it's eater. 

In spite of how simple the sandwich may seem from it being something present within our entire lives, if you think about it from the perspective of something extraterrestrial it's actually quite complex. Every ingredient in it had to be specifically prepared before assembly from a vast range of entirely different cultivation practices and admixtures therein, and not every sandwich is made alike. Taking a minute to figure how bread and cheese were discovered for example is in itself mind boggling, as is the growth practices we've used to mutate fruits and vegetables similarly to livestock. Attempting to look up online the number of sandwich types, you'll see a lot, but it goes even more absurd when you go into sandwich names

This is why media ranging from Friends to Adventure Time have shown their love towards the notion of "The Perfect Sandwich", there's actually a lot of culture and history behind every component of it. It's beautiful really. 

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last edit on 7/19/2019 5:56:38 PM
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Xadem said: 

Seems pretty generic. 

Yes it is a very generic standard sandwich. Would you prefer it if I added ultra rare spices handpicked from the depths of the amazon jungle you goddamn hipster

It's the American way to care about your sandwich, and what kind of sandwich you prefer can say a lot about it's eater.

In spite of how simple the sandwich may seem from it being something present within our entire lives, if you think about it from the perspective of something extraterrestrial it's actually quite complex. Every ingredient in it had to be specifically prepared before assembly from a vast range of entirely different cultivation practices and admixtures therein, and not every sandwich is made alike. Taking a minute to figure how bread and cheese were discovered for example is in itself mind boggling. Attempting to look up online the number of sandwich types, you'll see a lot, but it goes even more absurd when you go into sandwich names.

This is why media ranging from Friends to Adventure Time have shown their love towards the notion of "The Perfect Sandwich", there's actually a lot of culture and history behind every component of it. It's beautiful really.

I mean, sure. I can see how it says something about a person. From ingredients to the very way we design the sandwich. But to really deduct a pattern you'd have to observe someone in a closed off environment where uncertain or foul elements are minimised. For example whether I'm super hungry, what kind of ingredients I have in stock, how frequently I eat sammies, etc. Frequency can be a motivating factor for exploring new recipes, maybe. Of course seeing how someone makes a sammie with the little that they have can also say a lot about them. 

By the way I don't often eat sandwiches like this, so to me it's special. 

Please don't think I'm boring, I'm fun I swear! I AM FUN 

last edit on 7/19/2019 5:57:56 PM
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You need to try a proper Cheese Steak Hoagie, the ingredients chopped and mixed on a flat top stove set to sizzle at a low temp so that all the oils and greases mix into one love. 

Mushrooms, swiss cheese, lightly salted fresh chopped steak, green peppers, fresh cut onions dripping in it's natural essence, a little garlic, all in a sourdough hoagie roll used like a glove to pick up the melted wonder-drug, searing the bread tips with the food oils in a way that crisps it. 



^^^ He gets it. ^^^

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last edit on 7/19/2019 6:20:50 PM
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You need to try a proper Cheese Steak Hoagie, the ingredients chopped and mixed on a flat top stove set to sizzle at a low temp so that all the oils and greases mix into one love. 

Mushrooms, swiss cheese, lightly salted fresh chopped steak, green peppers, fresh cut onions dripping in it's natural essence, a little garlic, all in a sourdough hoagie roll used like a glove to pick up the melted wonder-drug, searing the bread tips with the food oils in a way that crisps it. 



^^^ He gets it. ^^^

 Their cheese steaks sandwiches are overrated 

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Lena said: 

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You need to try a proper Cheese Steak Hoagie, the ingredients chopped and mixed on a flat top stove set to sizzle at a low temp so that all the oils and greases mix into one love. 

Mushrooms, swiss cheese, lightly salted fresh chopped steak, green peppers, fresh cut onions dripping in it's natural essence, a little garlic, all in a sourdough hoagie roll used like a glove to pick up the melted wonder-drug, searing the bread tips with the food oils in a way that crisps it. 



^^^ He gets it. ^^^

 Their cheese steaks sandwiches are overrated 

They've gone downhill relatively over the past decade. 

Otherwise, you're wrong. 

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last edit on 7/19/2019 6:44:26 PM
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