Tony this was not an invitation to be biggoted against half the population
That's not the right word.
Preferences is more like it. I said a lot of nice things there.
Tony this was not an invitation to be biggoted against half the population
That's not the right word.
Preferences is more like it. I said a lot of nice things there.
"The ones with the Hijabs will make sure everything is in order and will happily stimulate your penis. After a hot shower you're out the door, but not without breakfast, and she's already preparing dinner.
If a woman in a burka gives herself to you, that's an added bonus. Right, like imagine she's smokin hot behind the mask, and she's just for your eyes only and that's her choice. Not too shabby. Actually we can have 4 of these under the same roof, but ones enough"
Tony-
shut the fuck up
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Tony this was not an invitation to be biggoted against half the population
That's not the right word.
Preferences is more like it. I said a lot of nice things there.
"The ones with the Hijabs will make sure everything is in order and will happily stimulate your penis. After a hot shower you're out the door, but not without breakfast, and she's already preparing dinner.
If a woman in a burka gives herself to you, that's an added bonus. Right, like imagine she's smokin hot behind the mask, and she's just for your eyes only and that's her choice. Not too shabby. Actually we can have 4 of these under the same roof, but ones enough"
Tony-
shut the fuck up
Haram.
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Mhm.Halal.
One day she said. "How come you never say anything to me ?" And I'm like, well Sonia you're kinda anonymous, and you're quiet all the time. This is the first time I even heard you speak. She said "I see, I will now make an effort"
Next day I'm taking a shortcut through the woods, and there was Sonia, as though she's waiting for me. I must admit I always feel kinda scared when I see her, she's like a bishop or some kind of creature you'd read about in the book of revelations.
Then..... She took it off and I saw behind the mask.
It's already bad enough my heart was pounding out of fear, but what I saw....Ahhhhh Allahhhh,,,, I can't describe.... She's like a real life a succubus. Don't even know what race that is, she might be an alien. I think I was having acid flashbacks. I was like Allaaaaaaah !
Honestly my taco bell inspired garlic sauce is more interesting than soup. I dip some chicken tenders, wings, or nuggets in there.
In a small bowl, whisk together:1/4 cup Mayonnaise
1/4 cup Sour cream
The Seasonings & Add-ins
Once your base is smooth, add the following to build that specific Taco Bell garlic profile:1/2 tsp Garlic powder (Don't use fresh garlic cloves here fresh garlic gives a sharp, spicy bite, whereas garlic powder provides that smooth, savory, uniform fast-food flavor).
1/2 tsp Onion powder
1 tsp White vinegar
1 tbsp Pickled jalapeno juice (from a jar of pickled jalapenos)
1/2 tsp Finely minced pickled jalapeno slices (optional, for texture and flecks)
A "two-finger pinch" of Cumin (less than 1/16 tsp)
A tiny pinch of Sugar and Salt (to balance the flavors)
The Whisking Order
Just like before, mix your dry spices (garlic powder, onion powder, cumin, sugar, salt) directly into the mayo and sour cream base first. Once that is completely smooth and streak-free, slowly drizzle in the vinegar and jalapeno juice while whisking vigorously.Pop it in the fridge for about 30 minutes to let the dried garlic and onion powder hydrate.
Awesomeness !!
Actually I have a better ingredient list although you could still add the cumin:
Ingredients
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sour cream
1 tablespoon buttermilk (or milk)
2 cloves garlic, finely grated
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1/2 teaspoon dried parsley
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1/4 teaspoon salt (adjust to taste)
1 teaspoon lemon juice
1 teaspoon white vinegar
Optional: 1/8 teaspoon MSG (adds a more "fast-food" flavor)
Optional: pinch of sugar (balances the garlic)
Instructions
Whisk all ingredients together until completely smooth.
Cover and refrigerate for at least 2 hours (overnight is even better).
Taste and adjust:More garlic bite: add another grated clove.
More tang: add a little more lemon juice or vinegar.
Thicker: add more mayonnaise.
Thinner: add a splash of milk.