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How I know if your a leftist


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If you are vaccinated for covid
If you believe in therapy
If you say "BCE" instead of BC
If you say meters instead of feet or yards
If you say partner instead of husband or wife, or gf, bf
If you think american trucks are too big
if you think guns would not work against an authoritarian government
If you hire and surround yourself with minorities
If you ride the bus - TC I'm looking at you on this one
If you are vegan
If you own a cat
If you can maintain an active Reddit account for more than a year without being banned
If you are "extra"
If you own a pitbull
If you don't own a gun
If you are older than 20 and don't have a drivers license
If you say the word "fucking" to describe people when you are angry
If you care what fat people think

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Funny, this is also how I know you're a fascist idiot. 

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If you clap your hands loudly when angrily making a point

last edit on 8/9/2025 7:02:22 AM
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I would take the bus but I have too much money to Uber everywhere. *Do not profile*

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If you are vaccinated for covid

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Explain that one. 

if you think guns would not work against an authoritarian government

Is this why it keeps being right wingers trying to assassinate people? 

If you hire and surround yourself with minorities

Pretty sure the right hired a lot of minorities, but they had been promised by Trump that he'd just get rid of the criminals and rapists. 

About that...


If you can maintain an active Reddit account for more than a year without being banned

It's seriously easy to not get banned, from most places.

I don't get how some people are so bad at it, must be a skill issue. 

If you own a pitbull

Wait wtf? What's the basis for this one? 

If you say the word "fucking" to describe people when you are angry

This one too. 

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If you say the word "fucking" to describe people when you are angry

This one too. 

 Yeah, are you a fucking idiot?  Doesn't everybody do that?  (Pretend I was angry when I typed this.)

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last edit on 8/9/2025 7:59:45 PM
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If you say the word "fucking" to describe people when you are angry

This one too. 

 Yeah, are you a fucking idiot?  Doesn't everybody do that?  (Pretend I was angry when I typed this.)

I tend to hear it just as much if not more from right wing angst, if they are not otherwise presented to a professional capacity. 

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This one too. 

 Yeah, are you a fucking idiot?  Doesn't everybody do that?  (Pretend I was angry when I typed this.)

I tend to hear it just as much if not more from right wing angst, if they are not otherwise presented to a professional capacity. 

 Wait, do you think I'm leftist?  That would be ...

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I saw you more as apolitical with begrudgingly left leaning views over it having you dislike 'joining a side'. 

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I knew my friend's Sister since she was born. Obviously she's a grown woman now. She has tattoos and she sometimes dyes her hair with purple highlights.

She still does that though she is no longer a leftist. She used to do that poetry thing where people give speeches about their hardships. The oppressed olympics basically, then she snapped out of it. Voted Conservative, understands the MAGA movement. She's still pro Palestine maybe cause she has some muslim friend who's passionate about it, and thinks there's a genocide going on over there.

The point is there are some people who look like leftists but they've come to realize how they can no longer align themselves with the loud people on the left.  

last edit on 8/9/2025 10:39:47 PM
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