Your tastebuds are corrupted by sodium abuse, you don't even know real flavor anymore.
The mind's clearly been corrupted between the interaction between dried tomato paste, salted beef, and creamy cheese too, which in combination lend to addiction (pizza, burgers, lasagna, etc).
Seriously dude, learn to cook and fix yourself, or remain in this crippled state via culinary self-harm. You only think this is Hell probably because of a dietary deficiency, and learning to make food for yourself will also have your wallet thank you.
Trust me i killed my taste buds from
eating noodles for years