You could literally worship me and aliens and then legally both heaven and hell begins to owe you money instead of you oweing me money based on a small percentage of diminishing returns of how it is distributed to my fans and friends
no one seems to question who everyone is in debt to
Also aliens don’t need your money
they can just steal or borrow or own one note per country
then build their own money printer and make identical notes
then make a clone slave to put the notes slowly into a bank account then start generating interest off stocks they buy
and then dispose of the evidence
It’s
just fun drama for them (dopamine) for them to roleplay with you about needing money for the flying saucers they give you that they built from literal dirt in the ground
Based on my memory if it serves me correctly
one single alien solo could built a flying saucer for a cost of around 10 million dollars from dirt +minerals in the ground being valued at that much on the market and they can do it pretty much anywhere any country any time they want assuming they have the blueprint in their mind at the time
then you’re all wasting 2 billion on medievil bombers??
they’re pranking you to worship those 2 billion planes(it’s funny)