You could literally worship me and aliens and then legally both heaven and hell begins to owe you money instead of you oweing me money based on a small percentage of diminishing returns of how it is distributed to my fans and friends
no one seems to question who everyone is in debt to
The problems here though arises
Satan doesn’t know how to do maths the best he came up with in terms of actual mathematics was the large hadron colliders and that was about it
but when it comes to simple counting he is clueless
jesus doesn’t want to try to bare the sin of the debt not currently anymore because of fear he is scared of the big number
and yahweh doesn’t know what to do about replacing the objects i designed with any competitor object he designs if you had seen his genuine earths you would see they are mostly barren and simple rural towns he doesn’t actually know how to invent much
Satan once prayed to me to get him out of hell
and i told him to play gta 5 parkour races and try to complete a specific race
he didn’t even know how to do it because he was on fire
and i said “well you’re a liar right” and he said “no” and i said “well have fun getting out your self then”
then he admits he lies
and i said “well lie about a computer being infront of you and try to do the race on that fake computer it is pretty much the same as what yahweh does “
i don’t remember the exact 100% conversation but it was something along these lines
it took him years to try to do what takes a chinese school kid like 20 minutes to memorise
Satan once prayed to me to get him out of hell
and i told him to play gta 5 parkour races and try to complete a specific race
he didn’t even know how to do it because he was on fire
and i said “well you’re a liar right” and he said “no” and i said “well have fun getting out your self then”
then he admits he lies
and i said “well lie about a computer being infront of you and try to do the race on that fake computer it is pretty much the same as what yahweh does “
i don’t remember the exact 100% conversation but it was something along these lines
it took him years to try to do what takes a chinese school kid like 20 minutes to memorise
And yahweh expects him to be able to figure out the debt clock himself without help
yet he figures out how to make hadron colliders to copy the sun power when he panics about being kicked out of heaven
Satan once prayed to me to get him out of hell
and i told him to play gta 5 parkour races and try to complete a specific race
he didn’t even know how to do it because he was on fire
and i said “well you’re a liar right” and he said “no” and i said “well have fun getting out your self then”
then he admits he lies
and i said “well lie about a computer being infront of you and try to do the race on that fake computer it is pretty much the same as what yahweh does “
i don’t remember the exact 100% conversation but it was something along these lines
it took him years to try to do what takes a chinese school kid like 20 minutes to memorise
And yahweh expects him to be able to figure out the debt clock himself without help
yet he figures out how to make hadron colliders to copy the sun power when he panics about being kicked out of heaven
Also i invented suns
i forgot when i did it
Satan once prayed to me to get him out of hell
and i told him to play gta 5 parkour races and try to complete a specific race
he didn’t even know how to do it because he was on fire
and i said “well you’re a liar right” and he said “no” and i said “well have fun getting out your self then”
then he admits he lies
and i said “well lie about a computer being infront of you and try to do the race on that fake computer it is pretty much the same as what yahweh does “
i don’t remember the exact 100% conversation but it was something along these lines
it took him years to try to do what takes a chinese school kid like 20 minutes to memorise
If he could complete the race in the allocated average human streamer time then he could be let out
Satan once prayed to me to get him out of hell
and i told him to play gta 5 parkour races and try to complete a specific race
he didn’t even know how to do it because he was on fire
and i said “well you’re a liar right” and he said “no” and i said “well have fun getting out your self then”
then he admits he lies
and i said “well lie about a computer being infront of you and try to do the race on that fake computer it is pretty much the same as what yahweh does “
i don’t remember the exact 100% conversation but it was something along these lines
it took him years to try to do what takes a chinese school kid like 20 minutes to memorise
If he could complete the race in the allocated average human streamer time then he could be let out
He basically was already on earth after his 1000 years of dungeon time
so this was his longer dungeon time when jesus returned
but he wanted to leave again early basically
so i told
Him to pass that test if he can’t beat an average iq human then he would be stuck..potentially anyway..
You could literally worship me and aliens and then legally both heaven and hell begins to owe you money instead of you oweing me money based on a small percentage of diminishing returns of how it is distributed to my fans and friends
no one seems to question who everyone is in debt to
Also aliens don’t need your money
they can just steal or borrow or own one note per country
then build their own money printer and make identical notes
then make a clone slave to put the notes slowly into a bank account then start generating interest off stocks they buy
and then dispose of the evidence
You could literally worship me and aliens and then legally both heaven and hell begins to owe you money instead of you oweing me money based on a small percentage of diminishing returns of how it is distributed to my fans and friends
no one seems to question who everyone is in debt to
Also aliens don’t need your money
they can just steal or borrow or own one note per country
then build their own money printer and make identical notes
then make a clone slave to put the notes slowly into a bank account then start generating interest off stocks they buy
and then dispose of the evidence
It’s
just fun drama for them (dopamine) for them to roleplay with you about needing money for the flying saucers they give you that they built from literal dirt in the ground
