Another time i wanted a hungry jacks for everyone to visit
Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
You can actually get genuinely banned from heaven by me because i still have a phone with the internet to send to church directly to some fucking computer in heaven where an angel is forced to read my crap
It doesn't take much to not end up in Heaven though, and honestly the place sounds horrible to me.
Get anything you want as far as your imagination goes
Also what effectively sounds like a spiritual lobotomy via losing aspects of their humanity during the transformation.
What makes anything feel good is the room for tension to then have release. Without conflict, without sin, without struggle, there is no tension to gather to then release after.
It's a purgatory, but unlike purgatory the ones who get there are effectively sin-neutered far enough to potentially enjoy living that way.
Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
Another time i wanted a big feast but it turned up with jesus threatening me to go to hell if i didn’t
figure our how to eat the feast while stuck in a human body
so i ended up being sent to hell because he forgot i was his dad
Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
One time all the girls i married wantes to go to the real heaven outside this tesseract and they all teame dup against me and voted to tell me to judge the full universe and i hate doing that
Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
It doesn't take much to not end up in Heaven though, and honestly the place sounds horrible to me.
Get anything you want as far as your imagination goes
Also what effectively sounds like a spiritual lobotomy via losing aspects of their humanity during the transformation.
What makes anything feel good is the room for tension to then have release. Without conflict, without sin, without struggle, there is no tension to gather to then release after.
It's a purgatory, but unlike purgatory the ones who get there are effectively sin-neutered far enough to potentially enjoy living that way.
The stock standard default heaven experience depicted in the bible or NDE
is just an illusion for sheep
the real extent of heaven is you get anything you want as far as you can imagine it
Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
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It doesn't take much to not end up in Heaven though, and honestly the place sounds horrible to me.
Get anything you want as far as your imagination goes
Also what effectively sounds like a spiritual lobotomy via losing aspects of their humanity during the transformation.
What makes anything feel good is the room for tension to then have release. Without conflict, without sin, without struggle, there is no tension to gather to then release after.
It's a purgatory, but unlike purgatory the ones who get there are effectively sin-neutered far enough to potentially enjoy living that way.
Jesus calms people but it is not a lobotomy
if you want shitty emotions
then pray for the ability to have shitty emotions then they will give it
Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
TheBeast said:the real extent of heaven is you get anything you want as far as you can imagine it
then pray for the ability to have shitty emotions then they will give it
So like how it is in 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep', where you can Dial In your mood?
Edit: Fixed the link.
Seriously dude, based on your description given here... wherever that place is you found yourself I don't think it's Heaven.
Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
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TheBeast said:the real extent of heaven is you get anything you want as far as you can imagine itthen pray for the ability to have shitty emotions then they will give it
So like how it is in 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep', where you can Dial In your mood?
Edit: Fixed the link.
Seriously dude, based on your description given here... wherever that place is you found yourself I don't think it's Heaven.
That’s 100% heaven
i told you the truth
the shell of this tesseract is heaven
the shell
of EVERY tesseract is heaven
and outside the tesseracts is the real hell
and far above is yahweh earth it is flat it is a box it is a shit idea and then above that is the original heaven moved to be there and it is an empty void inside it which is just a place to generate and use imagination
the gold roads and grass and shit is part of the tesseracts heavenly outposts
Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names