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1 votes RE: dexter you are doing a good job

 I have enforced it a long time ago

it destroyed the entire earth to generate that much money through legitimate means

And yet she is still your master, giving you head pats for a job well done enough to increase productivity to 300%. 

 Where is my head pats

Right here. 

Literally 300% productivity, you're a fucking simp. 

 
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1 votes RE: dexter you are doing a good job

keep the spam coming!!!! its so funny to make tc have to waste his time deleting your threads :D

 Yay 300%

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1 votes RE: dexter you are doing a good job

And yet she is still your master, giving you head pats for a job well done enough to increase productivity to 300%. 

 Where is my head pats

Right here. 

Literally 300% productivity, you're a fucking simp. 

 

 Woo hoo 300000000000% productivity

Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
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0 votes RE: dexter you are doing a good job

And yet she is still your master, giving you head pats for a job well done enough to increase productivity to 300%. 

 Where is my head pats

Right here. 

Literally 300% productivity, you're a fucking simp. 

 

 I told him/her to come read my replies

Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
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0 votes RE: dexter you are doing a good job

Wow just, sad to watch Dex simping this hard for a woman he'll never get. 

I thought he had reality bending powers, isn't this proof he doesn't? 

 What makes you think me stuck as a human has reality bending powers?

Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
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0 votes RE: dexter you are doing a good job

Wow just, sad to watch Dex simping this hard for a woman he'll never get. 

I thought he had reality bending powers, isn't this proof he doesn't? 

 What makes you think me stuck as a human has reality bending powers?

What separates you from anyone else claiming this though? 

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0 votes RE: dexter you are doing a good job

Wow just, sad to watch Dex simping this hard for a woman he'll never get. 

I thought he had reality bending powers, isn't this proof he doesn't? 

 What makes you think me stuck as a human has reality bending powers?

What separates you from anyone else claiming this though? 

 You can actually get genuinely banned from heaven by me because i still have a phone with the internet to send to church directly to some fucking computer in heaven where an angel is forced to read my crap

Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
Posts: 34592
0 votes RE: dexter you are doing a good job

 What makes you think me stuck as a human has reality bending powers?

What separates you from anyone else claiming this though? 

 You can actually get genuinely banned from heaven by me because i still have a phone with the internet to send to church directly to some fucking computer in heaven where an angel is forced to read my crap

It doesn't take much to not end up in Heaven though, and honestly the place sounds horrible to me. 

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0 votes RE: dexter you are doing a good job

What separates you from anyone else claiming this though? 

 You can actually get genuinely banned from heaven by me because i still have a phone with the internet to send to church directly to some fucking computer in heaven where an angel is forced to read my crap

It doesn't take much to not end up in Heaven though, and honestly the place sounds horrible to me. 

 Get anything you want as far as your imagination goes

i forced yahweh to do my request to send demons to heaven to be slaves in a mine then i was bored of it and told him to make it harder for them and turn them into humans then they complained the demon bodies were stronger

Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
Posts: 878
0 votes RE: dexter you are doing a good jobs

 You can actually get genuinely banned from heaven by me because i still have a phone with the internet to send to church directly to some fucking computer in heaven where an angel is forced to read my crap

It doesn't take much to not end up in Heaven though, and honestly the place sounds horrible to me. 

 Get anything you want as far as your imagination goes

i forced yahweh to do my request to send demons to heaven to be slaves in a mine then i was bored of it and told him to make it harder for them and turn them into humans then they complained the demon bodies were stronger

 A different time i wanted a gaming room

a different time i wanted a sex room to have sex a lot with who ever i wanted

a different time i went to a fake heaven because my request was too ridiculois he just sent me to hell for it to be fulfilled(autumn themed heaven)

Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
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