have a new bf already
Replaced him faster than I can snap my fucking fingers with a guy who serenades me with a ukulele and calls me his tigress 🐅
Cheating ass man hoe is yesterday's bullshit
Just wanted to speculate on the rate at which you replaced Noah.
From what I've gathered, when a woman is ready to leave her partner, she will already have the next relationship lined up ready to roll.
More often women monkey branch from one relationship to the next. Now I'm not saying Delora monkey branched (yes I am) but there doesn't seem to be any downtime since the new guy came in so fast. Plus he already has a nickname for Delora and he charmed her with the ukulele.
Yes the new guy is all that, and studies suggest women take more time to fall for someone. Some rumors say 2 weeks, while research says 6 months. With that i reckon the new guy was in the picture long enough to steal Noah's wife.
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If he's a native, then he eats pork ! And Delora is a Jew ! And he probably is a native cause he plays the ukulele ! In Hawaii ! in the beautiful sunset ! While Noah is around there somewhere eating BBQ pork under the stars with his mistress and no one is divorced ! And these people are having sex with each other !
That's too bad.
You'd have left him if you were her.
