So, I allowed this creature into my home, and though it has been less than a week, I already hate it. This disgusting creature is among one of the most idiotic animals I have ever seen in my life. It combines every aspect of the small canine I detest and unleashes it in the most irritating form. First off is the ugliness. Guinea pigs look like midget rats with down syndrome. Their ass is 50% of their body, it's just a giant ass, literally. Oh, well I guess it isn't just a ball of ass. What I meant to say was, a ball of ass and fear. This ungrateful blonde bitch does nothing but run away from Delora and scream. No matter what she does for it, the idiot just runs behind something. It hurts Delora's feelings. The only time it is not like this is when she feeds it. A greedy, selfish, and fearful mini rat full of hate. I saw some people implying we need two of them. I'd sooner seen it returned to the pet shop than tolerating two of these useless animals. Oh, and it is stupid too. It knocks down its food and water and pisses and shits in the water before running around in it, forcing Delora to give it a bath which prompts it to run from her in fear.
I hate guinea pigs.
