I had help from an LLM and asked it to be pedantic, critical of semantics and loopholes, etc. You think it would work?
ChatGPT said:"I wish that, from this moment onward and without limitation in time, frequency, or scope, I am granted the irrevocable, unrestricted, and unassailable ability to make additional wishes, each of which must begin with the phrase 'I wish,' and that every such wish shall be granted in its entirety, exactly and precisely as I intend, mean, desire, and understand at the time the wish is made, without any alteration, deviation, distortion, or interpretation other than that which fully aligns with my explicit and conscious intentions and desired outcomes.
Furthermore, I wish that all my wishes, including this one, shall:
1. Be granted in a manner that ensures no harm, detriment, or adverse consequences to myself, my wellbeing (physical, mental, emotional, financial, or otherwise), or to others unless I explicitly and consciously express such harm, detriment, or adverse consequences as an intended part of the wish.
2. Be free from any form of malicious compliance, subversion, exploitation of ambiguities, semantic manipulation, or reliance on unstated assumptions.
3. Automatically resolve any contradictions, ambiguities, or unintended consequences in favor of my best interests and the best possible outcome as determined solely and entirely by my conscious understanding and intent.
4. Function without causing or permitting interference, restriction, revocation, or conditionality of my ability to make future wishes, now or at any point in the future.
5. Be fully and immediately implemented and executed in a manner that is consistent with the scope, timing, and nature I intend, and shall not result in any unintended secondary effects, loopholes, or recursive failures.
Finally, I wish that the genie God or any associated entity, power, or mechanism granting these wishes shall be permanently bound to adhere to these terms and conditions without exception or the possibility of evasion, even by exploiting circumstances outside this wish or relying on extraneous factors."
All who ask for unlimited wishes go to hell and sit on the cock of the demon with the biggest cock. :)