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I had help from an LLM and asked it to be pedantic, critical of semantics and loopholes, etc.  You think it would work?

 

ChatGPT said:

"I wish that, from this moment onward and without limitation in time, frequency, or scope, I am granted the irrevocable, unrestricted, and unassailable ability to make additional wishes, each of which must begin with the phrase 'I wish,' and that every such wish shall be granted in its entirety, exactly and precisely as I intend, mean, desire, and understand at the time the wish is made, without any alteration, deviation, distortion, or interpretation other than that which fully aligns with my explicit and conscious intentions and desired outcomes.

Furthermore, I wish that all my wishes, including this one, shall:

1. Be granted in a manner that ensures no harm, detriment, or adverse consequences to myself, my wellbeing (physical, mental, emotional, financial, or otherwise), or to others unless I explicitly and consciously express such harm, detriment, or adverse consequences as an intended part of the wish.
2. Be free from any form of malicious compliance, subversion, exploitation of ambiguities, semantic manipulation, or reliance on unstated assumptions.
3. Automatically resolve any contradictions, ambiguities, or unintended consequences in favor of my best interests and the best possible outcome as determined solely and entirely by my conscious understanding and intent.
4. Function without causing or permitting interference, restriction, revocation, or conditionality of my ability to make future wishes, now or at any point in the future.
5. Be fully and immediately implemented and executed in a manner that is consistent with the scope, timing, and nature I intend, and shall not result in any unintended secondary effects, loopholes, or recursive failures.

Finally, I wish that the genie God or any associated entity, power, or mechanism granting these wishes shall be permanently bound to adhere to these terms and conditions without exception or the possibility of evasion, even by exploiting circumstances outside this wish or relying on extraneous factors."

 All who ask for unlimited wishes go to hell and sit on the cock of the demon with the biggest cock. :)

Dima79
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Delora said: 
Delora said: 

 This is absolutely true. Sorry chaotik but I'm gonna have to side with dima on this one.

Dima you and I have a common vision, we need to talk.

It takes ugly people to wish ugliness on the world. 🥲

 Do you have a sense of humor, or do you negate it for the excuse to be an asshole?

People look weird enough already, I don't want to have to face looking at this every day: 

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Delora said: 

It takes ugly people to wish ugliness on the world. 🥲

 Do you have a sense of humor, or do you negate it for the excuse to be an asshole?

People look weird enough already, I don't want to have to face looking at this every day: 

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 this is a bad mask. my pig snouts are a bit long, it does not deform the lip and skin on the face.

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Dima79 said: 
Delora said: 

 Do you have a sense of humor, or do you negate it for the excuse to be an asshole?

People look weird enough already, I don't want to have to face looking at this every day: 

Posted Image

 this is a bad mask. my pig snouts are a bit long, it does not deform the lip and skin on the face.

 https://fanfics.me/images/fandoms_heroes/833-1509588319-big.jpg

almost like here, only longer.

Dima79
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Dima79 said: 
Dima79 said: 

People look weird enough already, I don't want to have to face looking at this every day: 

Posted Image

 this is a bad mask. my pig snouts are a bit long, it does not deform the lip and skin on the face.

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almost like here, only longer.

That's arguably eerier, like uncanny valley shit. 

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Dima79 said: 
Delora said: 

 Do you have a sense of humor, or do you negate it for the excuse to be an asshole?

People look weird enough already, I don't want to have to face looking at this every day: 

Posted Image

 this is a bad mask. my pig snouts are a bit long, it does not deform the lip and skin on the face.

 Why do you still not understand I was joking? 

Am I that bad at telling a joke?

Is it because I'm fucking autistic?

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Delora said: 
Dima79 said: 

People look weird enough already, I don't want to have to face looking at this every day: 

Posted Image

 this is a bad mask. my pig snouts are a bit long, it does not deform the lip and skin on the face.

 Why do you still not understand I was joking? 

Am I that bad at telling a joke?

Is it because I'm fucking autistic?

Pig noses are no laughing matter. 

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Sexually? To press the boys' heads into the women's loins.

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If God would grant me a wish, I'd wish for all the OG members to come back to SW. Our previous rulers Luna and Michael would stand behind Commanders regime and he would continue as sitting regent with his right hand Turncoat who has displayed unwavering loyalty to this community. Luna and Michael would participate in the community, and keep us posted on the steps taken towards colonizing the moon. The silly roleplay of the kingdom would continue, and Edvard will keep his firm stance against confetti throwing in chat. We will as a community continue writing offensive novels together, and play the social game we all love so much of light bullying of the weakness we can spot in each other's, and stay together like the dysfunctional internet family we once were. 

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Missy_ said: 

If God would grant me a wish, I'd wish for all the OG members to come back to SW. 

Damn, even the blog is a shadow of it's former self. 

http://www.sociopathworld.com/

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