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Chaotik said: 

A second chance at my life, and upbringing, knowing everything I know now. 

someday you will understand that pig snouts are a better choice for all people than correcting your mistakes in life. :-)

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Dima79 said: 
Chaotik said: 

A second chance at my life, and upbringing, knowing everything I know now. 

someday you will understand that pig snouts are a better choice for all people than correcting your mistakes in life. :-)

 This is absolutely true. Sorry chaotik but I'm gonna have to side with dima on this one.

Dima you and I have a common vision, we need to talk.

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Is wishing for "infinite wishes to be granted" off the table?

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Dima79 said: 

I'd wish to have unlimited wishes granted in the next life. 

 This is the Christian God. There will be no next lives.

When judged by God at the end of days, all who've died will be reborn to fight in His war. 

Technically there is a second life to live via Christianity. 

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Delora said: 
Dima79 said: 
Chaotik said: 

A second chance at my life, and upbringing, knowing everything I know now. 

someday you will understand that pig snouts are a better choice for all people than correcting your mistakes in life. :-)

 This is absolutely true. Sorry chaotik but I'm gonna have to side with dima on this one.

Dima you and I have a common vision, we need to talk.

It takes ugly people to wish ugliness on the world. 🥲

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
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0 votes RE: If God told you that he was willing to grant you one wish

I had help from an LLM and asked it to be pedantic, critical of semantics and loopholes, etc.  You think it would work?

 

ChatGPT said:

"I wish that, from this moment onward and without limitation in time, frequency, or scope, I am granted the irrevocable, unrestricted, and unassailable ability to make additional wishes, each of which must begin with the phrase 'I wish,' and that every such wish shall be granted in its entirety, exactly and precisely as I intend, mean, desire, and understand at the time the wish is made, without any alteration, deviation, distortion, or interpretation other than that which fully aligns with my explicit and conscious intentions and desired outcomes.

Furthermore, I wish that all my wishes, including this one, shall:

1. Be granted in a manner that ensures no harm, detriment, or adverse consequences to myself, my wellbeing (physical, mental, emotional, financial, or otherwise), or to others unless I explicitly and consciously express such harm, detriment, or adverse consequences as an intended part of the wish.
2. Be free from any form of malicious compliance, subversion, exploitation of ambiguities, semantic manipulation, or reliance on unstated assumptions.
3. Automatically resolve any contradictions, ambiguities, or unintended consequences in favor of my best interests and the best possible outcome as determined solely and entirely by my conscious understanding and intent.
4. Function without causing or permitting interference, restriction, revocation, or conditionality of my ability to make future wishes, now or at any point in the future.
5. Be fully and immediately implemented and executed in a manner that is consistent with the scope, timing, and nature I intend, and shall not result in any unintended secondary effects, loopholes, or recursive failures.

Finally, I wish that the genie God or any associated entity, power, or mechanism granting these wishes shall be permanently bound to adhere to these terms and conditions without exception or the possibility of evasion, even by exploiting circumstances outside this wish or relying on extraneous factors."

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Delora said: 
Dima79 said: 

someday you will understand that pig snouts are a better choice for all people than correcting your mistakes in life. :-)

 This is absolutely true. Sorry chaotik but I'm gonna have to side with dima on this one.

Dima you and I have a common vision, we need to talk.

It takes ugly people to wish ugliness on the world. 🥲

 Do you have a sense of humor, or do you negate it for the excuse to be an asshole?

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I had help from an LLM and asked it to be pedantic, critical of semantics and loopholes, etc.  You think it would work?

 

ChatGPT said:

"I wish that, from this moment onward and without limitation in time, frequency, or scope, I am granted the irrevocable, unrestricted, and unassailable ability to make additional wishes, each of which must begin with the phrase 'I wish,' and that every such wish shall be granted in its entirety, exactly and precisely as I intend, mean, desire, and understand at the time the wish is made, without any alteration, deviation, distortion, or interpretation other than that which fully aligns with my explicit and conscious intentions and desired outcomes.

Furthermore, I wish that all my wishes, including this one, shall:

1. Be granted in a manner that ensures no harm, detriment, or adverse consequences to myself, my wellbeing (physical, mental, emotional, financial, or otherwise), or to others unless I explicitly and consciously express such harm, detriment, or adverse consequences as an intended part of the wish.
2. Be free from any form of malicious compliance, subversion, exploitation of ambiguities, semantic manipulation, or reliance on unstated assumptions.
3. Automatically resolve any contradictions, ambiguities, or unintended consequences in favor of my best interests and the best possible outcome as determined solely and entirely by my conscious understanding and intent.
4. Function without causing or permitting interference, restriction, revocation, or conditionality of my ability to make future wishes, now or at any point in the future.
5. Be fully and immediately implemented and executed in a manner that is consistent with the scope, timing, and nature I intend, and shall not result in any unintended secondary effects, loopholes, or recursive failures.

Finally, I wish that the genie God or any associated entity, power, or mechanism granting these wishes shall be permanently bound to adhere to these terms and conditions without exception or the possibility of evasion, even by exploiting circumstances outside this wish or relying on extraneous factors."

 Wat?

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Dima79 said: 

I'd wish to have unlimited wishes granted in the next life. 

 This is the Christian God. There will be no next lives.

When judged by God at the end of days, all who've died will be reborn to fight in His war. 

Technically there is a second life to live via Christianity. 

 I thought that on the day of judgement there would be skeletons and corpses fighting, and you say that people will be reborn. What mothers will they be reborn by? I don't understand. Forgive me, but I am an atheist and not a Christian.

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It takes ugly people to wish ugliness on the world. 🥲

 

 Pig snouts don't make people look ugly. It gives them an ironic, sarcastic look.

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