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M4d said: 

Selena?

 Sure

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M4d said: 

 23.6 but I don't feel like I look it 

 Assuming you are 5’4 you could be a weight of 134 lbs for 23 BMI

 I'm taller than that actually. But it doesn't matter because guess what? I don't care what the scale says I don't see that when I look in the mirror 

 Selena?

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Warning- you may become dizzy. This is what I have been doing. 

Green tea with no sugar in order to speed up metabolism 

Caffeinated diet soda 

Caffeine pills 

Sugar free jello 

You can also mold it into the shapes of fruits, vegetables, and anything else

Pickles 

Miracle noodles with msg sprinkled on 

Popsicles made from sugar free soda and "juice" 

"Cakes" made from a combination of sugar free jello, sugar free soda, and juice 

0 calorie salad dressing on iceberg lettuce "salad" with bits of cut up celery in it

Smoothies made from blended ice burg lettuce and celery with lemon juice and Splenda in it 

 "Cookies" and "cakes" made from edible clay and artificial sweetener and food coloring 

If you get to hungry then drink vegetable low calorie bouillon cubes mixed with hot water and msg  with added salt and pepper ;)

 Dude this has got to make your stomach feel like shit. I'll puke my guts out if I have a spoonful of sugar free jello. Does it work for you though?

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cx3 said: 

Warning- you may become dizzy. This is what I have been doing. 

Green tea with no sugar in order to speed up metabolism 

Caffeinated diet soda 

Caffeine pills 

Sugar free jello 

You can also mold it into the shapes of fruits, vegetables, and anything else

Pickles 

Miracle noodles with msg sprinkled on 

Popsicles made from sugar free soda and "juice" 

"Cakes" made from a combination of sugar free jello, sugar free soda, and juice 

0 calorie salad dressing on iceberg lettuce "salad" with bits of cut up celery in it

Smoothies made from blended ice burg lettuce and celery with lemon juice and Splenda in it 

 "Cookies" and "cakes" made from edible clay and artificial sweetener and food coloring 

If you get to hungry then drink vegetable low calorie bouillon cubes mixed with hot water and msg  with added salt and pepper ;)

 Dude this has got to make your stomach feel like shit. I'll puke my guts out if I have a spoonful of sugar free jello. Does it work for you though?

 If I throw up it's a bonus. One thing I also do is I use a lot of laxatives to lose the water weight. 

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0 votes RE: How to have a diet of under fifty calories a day

Please add some tomato somewhere. A whole fucking tomato has like 18 calories.

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Chapo said: 

Please add some tomato somewhere. A whole fucking tomato has like 18 calories.

 Eating tomatoes makes me feel fat

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This is unhealthy, you should at least get 50g of protein, 50g of fat and 140g of carbs, try to have oatmeal with nuts and fruits in the morning to hit 40g of carbs and some fats and protein, fruit during the day to reach the fiber and vitamin reqs and some pasta/bread/rice plus a meat for the rest of carbs and protein to have a nice diet base to go from, do supplement with whatever minerals and vitamins you're missing

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This is unhealthy, you should at least get 50g of protein, 50g of fat and 140g of carbs, try to have oatmeal with nuts and fruits in the morning to hit 40g of carbs and some fats and protein, fruit during the day to reach the fiber and vitamin reqs and some pasta/bread/rice plus a meat for the rest of carbs and protein to have a nice diet base to go from, do supplement with whatever minerals and vitamins you're missing

 That's exactly what my stupid doctor who claims my weight is fine says so why should I listen 

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