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0 votes RE: Peach asks Q: When you get in a bathtub does a PENIS sink or float

 You chopped off your dick years ago when a neon haired social justice poison dart frog told you to, so in order to know you would have to find it in the box you locked it away in underground under the old oak tree of your previous campus.

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0 votes RE: Peach asks Q: When you get in a bathtub does a PENIS sink or float
Hawk said: 

Do dead bodies float  ? Yes and with minimal effort we can float on our backs without treading water.

Weirdly enough I sink in water, my father before me too. 

This has led to numerous people throwing me in pools to prove that it's nonsense...

Fat floats, bones are heavier. Skinny people sink. I also sink.

 People will sink when exhaled. The air in our lungs give us enough buoyancy to stay close to the surface.

Treading water is about keeping our heads out of the water. 

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Anyway. I took the liberty of googling this odd question and from what I gather, the penis will float. It isn't too dense when relaxed. And of course it isn't dense, the thing literally scales in size. 

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0 votes RE: Peach asks Q: When you get in a bathtub does a PENIS sink or float

God damnit now I'm horny 

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0 votes RE: Peach asks Q: When you get in a bathtub does a PENIS sink or float
Hawk said: 

Do dead bodies float  ? Yes and with minimal effort we can float on our backs without treading water.

Weirdly enough I sink in water, my father before me too. 

This has led to numerous people throwing me in pools to prove that it's nonsense...

Fat floats, bones are heavier. Skinny people sink. I also sink.

People will sink when exhaled. The air in our lungs give us enough buoyancy to stay close to the surface.

Treading water is about keeping our heads out of the water. 

Spoken like the people who throw skinny people into pools. 

Do you really think we never tried breathing in

 
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0 votes RE: Peach asks Q: When you get in a bathtub does a PENIS sink or float

I'm in the tub now, my sleeping penis is not resting on my leg.

And fun fact. The penis can be submerged for a pretty long time.

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