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Surprise me.


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I walked into McDonald's today, went to the counter and told the Cashier to surprise me.

She seemed surprised by my request.

"Really?"

"Yup. Whatever you think would be a good lunch."

"Are you feeling like burgers or chicken?"

"Anything. I'm not picky"

She was smiling ear to ear and punched something into the cash register.

"Do you want a drink and fries?"

"Sure."

 

Cashier seemed pleasantly surprised by my request. She rang me up for a smokey BLT quarter pounder with large fries and large drink. Not bad, and not something I ever would have ordered myself.

I didn't even know McD had a BLT so she certainly did surprise me.

Sc is pretty boring.
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Should have asked how much you were willing to pay.

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I walked into McDonald's today

Have you no taste buds? 

Asking for anything at McDonalds though is probably a pretty safe bet to make, most of their food's like 90% the same anyway. 

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I walked into McDonald's today

Have you no taste buds? 

Asking for anything at McDonalds though is probably a pretty safe bet to make, most of their food's like 90% the same anyway. 

 I was running late today and didn't have time to pack lunch. Everything at McDonald's is pretty much the same and I didn't want anything in particular so it seemed like a fun way to get lunch.

Sc is pretty boring.
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I want to try this at a 5 star restaurant and see what I end up with

Sc is pretty boring.
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I want to try this at a 5 star restaurant and see what I end up with

 A good server would choose something they think you'll like, but it's likelier you'll end up with one of the more expensive items.

Thrall to the Wire of Self-Excited Circuit.
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I walked into McDonald's today

Have you no taste buds? 

Asking for anything at McDonalds though is probably a pretty safe bet to make, most of their food's like 90% the same anyway. 

I was running late today and didn't have time to pack lunch. Everything at McDonald's is pretty much the same and I didn't want anything in particular so it seemed like a fun way to get lunch.

You don't even have an Arbies? 

As a side note, you have now reminded me how great sandwich textures are on Wombo: 

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last edit on 12/7/2022 6:42:09 PM
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I got a nice surprise this morning when my body pushed a fat McMeatloaf with egg 

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I walked into McDonald's today, went to the counter and told the Cashier to surprise me.

She seemed surprised by my request.

"Really?"

"Yup. Whatever you think would be a good lunch."

"Are you feeling like burgers or chicken?"

"Anything. I'm not picky"

She was smiling ear to ear and punched something into the cash register.

"Do you want a drink and fries?"

"Sure."

 

Cashier seemed pleasantly surprised by my request. She rang me up for a smokey BLT quarter pounder with large fries and large drink. Not bad, and not something I ever would have ordered myself.

I didn't even know McD had a BLT so she certainly did surprise me.

 In my country they would not be able to understand what Im saying unless I say it in Paki, some niche african language or if I name a specific Item on the menue by the exact name (50% success chance). No seriously, only arabs and africans work jobs like this here in germany which tells me a lot about the state your country is in. 

Posts: 5402
0 votes RE: Surprise me.

I walked into McDonald's today, went to the counter and told the Cashier to surprise me.

She seemed surprised by my request.

"Really?"

"Yup. Whatever you think would be a good lunch."

"Are you feeling like burgers or chicken?"

"Anything. I'm not picky"

She was smiling ear to ear and punched something into the cash register.

"Do you want a drink and fries?"

"Sure."

 

Cashier seemed pleasantly surprised by my request. She rang me up for a smokey BLT quarter pounder with large fries and large drink. Not bad, and not something I ever would have ordered myself.

I didn't even know McD had a BLT so she certainly did surprise me.

 In my country they would not be able to understand what Im saying unless I say it in Paki, some niche african language or if I name a specific Item on the menue by the exact name (50% success chance). No seriously, only arabs and africans work jobs like this here in germany which tells me a lot about the state your country is in. 

 surprised you didn't get arrested this morning. 

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