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I am looking into travel bidets lol


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like portable bidets,  I wonder if they are actually effective ?  I am also looking into how to make a diy portable bidet out of a bottle  could save a lot of trees  :p

 

 

last edit on 6/26/2022 4:31:21 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultralight/comments/khxg49/diy_travel_bidet_from_smart_water_bottle_cap/

 

^  this is actually not a horrible idea  :p

 

 

last edit on 6/26/2022 4:36:10 PM
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Portability seems like it'd increase the odds of infection, wouldn't it? 

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Portability seems like it'd increase the odds of infection, wouldn't it? 

 

not if you know what you are doing and sanitize everything

 

 

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Portability seems like it'd increase the odds of infection, wouldn't it? 

 Lmao. Infection from a portable bidet?

You do know that you are not supposed to stick it up your arse, right? It just pushes water and it's small and phalic on the tip so it can reach inside the toilet, hence the curve to help aiming at your ass.

last edit on 6/26/2022 4:45:10 PM
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Portability seems like it'd increase the odds of infection, wouldn't it? 

 Lmao. Infection from a portable bidet?

It's a squirt gun for your asshole, if there's some contaminant in the water from it coming from bad tap water or something you could end up with an infection. 

You do know that you are not supposed to stick it up your arse, right? It just pushes water and it's small and phalic on the tip so it can reach inside the toilet, hence the curve to help aiming at your ass.

It'd still be enough to risk it at high enough pressures. 

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last edit on 6/26/2022 4:57:45 PM
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You do know that you are not supposed to stick it up your arse, right?

Instructions unclear, I better stick it up my ass.

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Portability seems like it'd increase the odds of infection, wouldn't it? 

 Lmao. Infection from a portable bidet?

It's a squirt gun for your asshole, if there's some contaminant in the water from it coming from bad tap water or something you could end up with an infection. 

You do know that you are not supposed to stick it up your arse, right? It just pushes water and it's small and phalic on the tip so it can reach inside the toilet, hence the curve to help aiming at your ass.

It'd still be enough to risk it at high enough pressures. 

 Stop please lol. There is shit coming out of your ass, millions of bacterias around and inside that hole everyday. Unless you added some mercurium to your bidet water your ass will be alright.

 

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Portability seems like it'd increase the odds of infection, wouldn't it? 

 Lmao. Infection from a portable bidet?

It's a squirt gun for your asshole, if there's some contaminant in the water from it coming from bad tap water or something you could end up with an infection. 

You do know that you are not supposed to stick it up your arse, right? It just pushes water and it's small and phalic on the tip so it can reach inside the toilet, hence the curve to help aiming at your ass.

It'd still be enough to risk it at high enough pressures. 

Stop please lol. There is shit coming out of your ass, millions of bacterias around and inside that hole everyday. Unless you added some mercurium to your bidet water your ass will be alright.

It is made to transmit poop, but not everything. Your anus isn't invincible, it's an open vector for infection from that which was never meant to be there. 

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You could always lick the bidet first like those lab folks in csi miami and if it tastes normal it's probably safe to stick up your ass.

Your anus isn't invincible

Am I childish for laughing at this conversation?

last edit on 6/26/2022 5:23:31 PM
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