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JesusistheKing said: 

yeah,  what is the best way to wipe your butt using the least amount of toilet paper,  without using a bidet because those seem like a hassle unless they are built into the toilet

 

 

besides letting Michael lick your butt clean

you find a source of water, find a big leaf, poke your finger through the leaf then wipe yourarse with your finger , wipe it on the leaf sa you pull it back through, then if you can rinse your hands in the water

JesusistheKing said: 

yeah,  what is the best way to wipe your butt using the least amount of toilet paper,  without using a bidet because those seem like a hassle unless they are built into the toilet

Bidets are nice on the fancier toilets, especially if you can control the temperature. 

Cade said: 

you find a source of water, find a big leaf, poke your finger through the leaf then wipe yourarse with your finger , wipe it on the leaf sa you pull it back through, then if you can rinse your hands in the water

 

so this one seems messy to me,  and a hassle  I am a woman who prefers convenience and instant gratification

You never specified that. if youre hot or have money, get someone to lick it clean.

JesusistheKing said: 

 I am a woman who prefers convenience and instant gratification 

 

 This is one of the most self-aware things you've said so far.

Cade said: 

You never specified that. if youre hot or have money, get someone to lick it clean.

lol I do not want hard men around me though so nevermind  I would get raped

JesusistheKing said: 

I pretty much clog the toilets of everywhere I go because I have an ocd obsession with being clean around my butthole area  and I just simply do not always have special wipes for this and I usually forget to buy them at the store and even when I do buy them,  the toilets still get clogged but maybe slightly less often

 

 

 Thats because toilet papers go in the trash bin. Toilet is for shit and urine.

The Waltz said: 

JesusistheKing said: 

I pretty much clog the toilets of everywhere I go because I have an ocd obsession with being clean around my butthole area  and I just simply do not always have special wipes for this and I usually forget to buy them at the store and even when I do buy them,  the toilets still get clogged but maybe slightly less often

 Thats because toilet papers go in the trash bin. Toilet is for shit and urine.

If you're using a Thailand toilet maybe. 

Also a note: If you were to spread your food out across the day, rather than eating a shit ton of food all at once, you'd have healthier bathroom habits too.